BAH humbug!

i reallly am enjoying the current 20 oz (21, actually) dr pepper bottles. They are shaped like footballs, and even the texture is football like. I like te texture.
so i am a work. up until about 3 pm (so 2.5 hours) i had not spoke with a single alumni. then i got switched to my dreaded SSD nevers, instead of Young Alum Nevers. I still didnt get many people answering, but the first two people that did answer I got pledges from. Go me and 100% particpation! ANyhow, it is back to no answers. i am bored. my usual favorites are not working this afternoon. usually the friday crowd is fun, but perhaps everyone is dreading spending thei weekend like me, writing their bio and sosc papers. ARGH! why did i think my bio paper was not due this week?? why?? argh, core bio and i are not getting along today. dr zaragoza and i are not getting along either... who wants to have parties in crerar all weekend?? i doo! or not. insert lots of grumbling here.
my tongue is burned. i got a hot white chocolate on my way over to chris's last night and i was so cold that i lost my patience and drank it before it was at a nonscalding temperature. OW.
i need to have someone promise me that they will not allow me to (a) study all weekend (no laughing!) or (b) "not study" all weekend.
we are now quoting celebrity jeopardy. we are waking up it seems. just write a number down, any number, any number at all, will do.
i want to be telemarketer for the rest of my life. well, i would indeeed get fat from sitting on my butt.
Oh my:
"hello is mr fank bathje available?"
"no, he is not" [insert he is no longer alive here]
"well, my name is ashley and i am a student at the university of chicago, is there a better time i could call back to reach him?"
"no, he's passed away"
...

as usual, i wanted cry for having called this person, however, when i realzied how absurd it was that she waited to tell me he was dead and instea dmade it seem liek he wasnt home, therefore having me ask when i could better reach him, i laughed. i suppose that would be a negative on the call back.

i just explained to eveyrone how awful i am and why i am in hysterics right now. they found it funny too. good.

oh dear, 35 more minutes. how exciting. then i get to stay on campus and work some more!!!! ho hum. i wish my professors would just bugger off sometimes.

oh my. what an eventful and scholarly week i had. a good lead up to my parents coming tomorrow i suppose.
i needto start bringing dvds to play on my computer with closed aptioning on while i am at work. that would truly be the low point in my working career here at the telefund i feel.
oh humbug.