ashley moments so far this week:

1. leaving my phone/alarm clock on chicago time and therefore being very late for my first day of art camp. aka my first day of work in 6 months.
   
2. taking my fat dog on a walk and making him hyperventilate for over 1 hour post-walk
3. parking on a dead animal swarming with thousands of jumpy spider thingies and then getting out of the car. getting attacked by the swarmy things. and blaming it on the guy parked next to me, not seeing the dead animal. leaving it with its guts rushing and oozing out onto the pavement. everywhere.

its only tuesday.