"white stuff" not equal to "crack/cocaine"

Mr Liddell, my landlord, as he hands me a package, "gettin' the goodies tonight?!?!"
Me, "haha, right, yeah, a package, thanks."
Mr. L. "i hear the good stuff is coming tonight!! [points towards front door to apartment], eh?"
Me, "um, excuse me?"
Mr. L. "oh come on, the white stuff, the good stuff, it's comin tonight!"
Me, ""
Mr. L. "you know, the white stuff!?!"
Me, "[extremely uncomfortable laugh] right..?"
Mr. L. "SNOW!"
Me, "oh right! of course! yeah, scary, eh?!"

i'm just a damn idiot. i know.

i also totally need to learn how to use the telephone.